It's posts like this that make it worth coming into work in the morning. Seeing Rory's post during my regular morning trawl through blogworld has brightened my day immeasurably. I salute him for having the patience to tolerate what is undoubtedly "a tardathon". He doesn't hold back with the language either, so if you're offended by naughty words, close down your browser and back away from the internet.