This is a great zombie Mii for your Nintendo Wii console. I’ve also created Ron JereMii, Don CorleoMii, and Chuck “The Beard” NorrMiis using instructions found on the same site.
Oh, how I laughed.
Daniel Woolstencroft's Little Movie Blog Thing
This is a great zombie Mii for your Nintendo Wii console. I’ve also created Ron JereMii, Don CorleoMii, and Chuck “The Beard” NorrMiis using instructions found on the same site.
Oh, how I laughed.
I’m pleased to say the RTM release of Vista installs and runs without any problem on the Mac Mini. Glass was enabled on first boot, my network connection was up and running immediately, and the system itself seems to be very snappy. I can’t comment on sound or Media Center performance yet – I only finished installing at about 1am – but I’ll try that later.
For the curious, here’s the Windows Experience Index stats:
So a WEI of 3 thanks to the gaming performance, but very reasonable scores for everything else.
Interestingly, in order to fix a Bootcamp problem I had to reinstall OS X. Performing back to back installations of OS X, followed by Vista was an interesting experience. Vista certainly seems to install in a shorter amount of time than OS X.
There’s more to come on both Vista on the Mac Mini, and the future of my little Apple machine.
Bloody Disgusting – which neatly sums up my thoughts on this – are reporting that Poltergeist is to be remade. If that wasn’t bad enough, In the shot for shot style that served Psycho so well. Repeat after me: what…is…the…point?
And good old Fango have an published interview with Bob Clark in which he talks about Black Christmas, in which he mentions the aforementioned Psycho remake. While he’s pleased that the upcoming Black Christmas remake isn’t a direct copy, it does sound like Morgan and Wong have totally missed the point of the original. And I can’t help but get the impression that Clark sounds somewhat disappointed with the result.
I noticed on Coming Soon that John Carpenter’s The Thing is going to be remade.
This makes me very angry. It seems that, systematically, every film I love is being remade. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dawn Of The Dead, The Hitcher, Near Dark, Black Christmas, The Wild Bunch (although that one’s gone quiet), and the list goes on. Nothing is sacred. If there’s money to be made, there’s no limit to what a studio will have remade.
Image a modern day remake of The Thing. I’ll give you a minute. Sit back, close your eyes, and try to visualise how this film would look if it were made today. Are you seeing what I’m seeing? Scores of terrible CGI monster effects, pretty, marketable stars that are incapable of conveying any emotion beyond confused, and a score that lacks any of the ominous tension of the original.
It shouldn’t be allowed. The producers claim to see this as “a companion piece” to Carpenter’s original. Why not just make a straight sequel – pick things up after Keith David and Kurt Russell have been left in the snow? Just film the Dark Horse comic from a few years ago. No; none of this is good enough – someone clearly thinks that the world needs another remake/reboot/revisualisation.
And yes, I know Carpenter’s original was a remake. So, surely logic dictates that, if Carpenter’s remake is as phenomenal as it is, then another remake could be just as phenomenal? Even more awesome than the film upon which it’s based? I think not.
Of course, there’s no director attached yet. No cast, no plot, no effects team. There might soon be an announcement that KNB will be doing the effects, there’ll be no CGI used on the film at any time, and that Neil Marshall is going to direct it. Or Christopher Smith. Or Carpenter himself.
They might say that Russell is coming back. That a fleet of magnificent actors will be taking part, in an effort to recreate the magnificent cast used by Carpenter. At which point, I might say “actually, this Thing – pun intended – might not be that bad after all”.
But I won’t. The prospect of a remake of the Thing upsets me more than the TCM remakes, the Dawn remake, and the Black Christmas remake combined. It’s a film I love; something I am genuinely in awe of every time I see it. Admittedly, I’m probably a John Carpenter fanboy – I’ve even defended Ghosts Of Mars in my time – but surely I’m not alone in holding The Thing in such high regard?
Yes, it’s true – my Dad has now started his own blog. With a soupcon of help – and nagging – from yours truly, naturally.
So, point your browsers at The Devil’s Manor.
First off, he’s pointed that high powered perception at Casino Royale.
Welcome to the world of blogging, Dad
As the saying goes: "they don't make them like they used to". And while that's a line as cliched as the Bond franchise has itself become, it's quite often true. That's not to say that "they" aren't trying; franchise re-imaginings and revivals seem to be all the rage these days, particularly with the superhero fraternity. There's the sense of a conscious effort being made to recapture past glories.
It doesn't always work; it's difficult to describe Superman Returns as capturing the true spirit of its origin, and most attempts at rebooting horror franchises just go horribly wrong. So the prospect of giving Bond a fresh new outlook evoked mixed feelings in me. It could have gone so terribly wrong, but it gives me great pleasure to say that Casino Royale gets things right. Mostly.
The plot revolves around Le Chiffre, banker to terrorists the world over. In order to bring him down, causing financial distress throughout the world's terror organisations, Bond must enter a high stakes card game at the titular Casino Royale. This central element is bookended by the usual Bond set pieces and exposition.
The "usual Bond" set pieces? Isn't this new Bond? It's not accurate to say that the Bond franchise has had a lick of paint; a more accurate description would be that it sports something of a distressed look. Things feel somewhat darker and more dangerous than the series has felt in recent times. There's an undercurrent of tension running through most of the proceedings, even if the scenery and women look as delightful as ever; this is still very much a Bond movie. At times, it feels like the early days, eons – if you'll pardon the pun – from Moore's raised eyebrow, and Brosnan's recent high-tech shenanigans.
There's been much talk of dispensing with the gadgets – there's no Q in this movie – and making Bond more serious. If anyone had any fears over whether Bond's latest outing would remain faithful to its cinematic origins, worry not – fans should find much to like here. From the outset, it's apparent that this is still the James we all know and love. The insane set pieces, occasional wisecrack, and love for the ladies remain. And yet there's a seriousness, an intensity, to this new Bond that only serves to enhance the character.
For the record: I never doubted Daniel Craig. His casting always made sense to me – rather him than Clive Owen – and I was curious to see what he'd do with the character. It's thanks to Daniel Craig then, that this film is as good as it is. He has the cold blue eyes of a killer, a physique that suggests he'd actually be capable of the violence he portrays, and moves with a riveting combination of style and menace. Craig is not only a convincing Bond, he's a compelling one.
What's more, there's genuine chemistry between Eva Green's Vesper Lynd and Craig's Bond. The pair look great together, and their initial banter effectively establishes and binds their relationship – something that's key to the success of the film. There's a moment about half way through the film that finds Bond comforting Lynd after an ordeal. It's performed with such skill by both actors that it's one of the film's more memorable images.
It's a shame then, that there's some mildly clunky dialogue during the couple's later, romantic moments. It doesn't ruin the film, but it has a detrimental effect on something that's already the film's biggest problem: pacing.
The fist half of Casino is fast paced, high octane, high tension stuff; the initial, free-running inspired chase sequence is one of the best on-foot chases I've seen in recent times. But as the action shifts to the card game, things start to slow down a little. It still works; director Martin Campbell does a good job of keeping the tension up throughout the game, but from the halfway mark the film's pace drops. It's not fair to say it drags, but maintaining its pace through its 140 minute duration – the longest Bond film ever – isn't one of its achievements.
Elements of exposition don't help either – Giancarlo Giannini's character at times seems to exist solely to explain what's happening in the card game, and it's unnecessary. Another contributor to the pacing problem is the unavoidable fact that the film's final set piece isn't something particularly exciting. Again, it's well executed, but it's something audiences have seen before. Certain plot developments don't help either, but I won't spoil anything here. Suffice to say that the pay-off doesn't feel as satisfying as perhaps it should.
Pacing may be the film's biggest problem, but it's a long way from ruining it. Thanks to Campbell's direction, Green, Dench – returning as M, and the only real link to the Brosnan era, Mads Mikkelsen's impressively menacing portrayal of Le Shiffre, and Craig's brilliance, Casino Royale still ranks as a great film. Perhaps more importantly, it ranks as a great Bond film – and that's what's important.
I'm not going to say Daniel Craig is the best Bond ever just yet – I'll give him another film before making a call on that one. For now, I'll go so far as to say he's as good as Connery. Given time, he might surpass Connery's work, and I look forward to finding out.
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