Seeing as I've got a draft post called "Brits" I ought to get it posted. I created the draft prior to watching the show (as a reminder to post something, see) so here goes:

KT Tunstall – Yay! A sensible decision amidst a veritable ocean of mediocrity. While she might not be the best thing since sliced bread, Tunstall is living proof that a modicum of sanity still exists. To see an artist who performed at the Cambridge Folk Festival win a Brit is a remarkable thing in itself, to be honest.

James Blunt – WTF? Why does this guy sell so well? He seems like a nice enough bloke, but who would honestly make a conscious decision to listen to this crap?

Coldplay – Oh, how you tease me Chris. "You won't see us again for a very long time". Honest? Can I have that in written triplicate and witnessed by a panel of solicitors?

Kaiser Chiefs – Make them go away please.

Chris Evans – Should be commended for the "so Boy George, did you really call the NYPD out while you had several bags of drugs under your bed?" comment.

Madonna – Not really digging the post Ray of Light image, and is it just me, or did her acceptance speech sound like it should have been coming from Buckingham Palace on Christmas Day?

There, did I miss anything? Oh yes – Prince. The jewel in an otherwise terminally wonky crown. It's like all the last few years of crap never happened